So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
