windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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