I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
two words...techno handjob
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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