We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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