I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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