i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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