i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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