Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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