she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Randomize