is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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