i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
