Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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