I can't watch pbs sober anymore
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
why do cheetos always look like penises
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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