youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
