the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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