do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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