? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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