he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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