I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
this is an emotional support booty call
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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