Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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