I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the day after is always just damage control
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
