Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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