GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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