Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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