Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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