is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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