Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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