Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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