He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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