I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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