I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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