pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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