Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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