she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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