The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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