In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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