Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He kissed a someone with a penis
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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