so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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