i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize
