my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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