I need help removing her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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