His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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