How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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