Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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