The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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