is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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