i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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