8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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