gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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