I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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