Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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