i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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