we're blogging at a bar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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