I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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