I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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