PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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